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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
So they tried
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Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
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share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
How do you handle family members who ask for handouts?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...